Thursday, May 28, 2009

new blog

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Thursday, May 21, 2009

throwback.

*last summer. after randomly choosing these photos, i had no idea 3 out of the 5 contained alex mayfield. however, c'mon. dance party in traffic, drunk in the streets of norfolk, black eye still gets down, drinking in my automobile outside of jamie's house, and me and ebeth loving one another. good times.












gawd, when did i get so boring?
step 1. tighten up.

Monday, May 11, 2009

i cut my hair.

..and took some crappy photos.




tonight, on the drive home
it felt like someone moved my house
farther away from my work.
it seemed worlds away.
maybe it's because i've been tired for the past few days.
last night was pretty balls2thewall
and i saw more titties last night
than you have all week.
suck it.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Thursday, May 7, 2009




my type of man.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

hello wednesday.

so bamboozle was last weekend
and chris crocker was there.
jamie and i just stared at her.
i mean, what did you expect?
im pretty creepy in new cities.
that's all besides the point.
i have a headache right now.
i can't stop listening to mass pike
by the getupkids who were also at bamboozle
and i was waay excited for.

i spent cinco de mayo
@ hooters eating chicken wangs
and drinking miller lite
with my douchbag.

and did i mention, i was taken to the jersey shore
and yes, jager bombs and the new haircut
is real life.

i can't even begin to write down all the things
i experienced in the last five days
from men in elephant thongs,
to full frontals and ass tattoos,
to "how much for that hat girl?"
and seeing no doubt for the first time.
to coming home
and finally feeling missed,
and my bank account dwindling
but i'm so happy it's disgusting.


fuck labels.
i like you, you like me.
we ride or die together.

Monday, May 4, 2009

cheer me up.

i'm home
so why does it feel like i'm so far away?
there's a blanket over my head
and i don't want to come out for days.


these are the times
when i think i could cry
at long distance commercials
like all those ppl in the movies.

i'm disappointed in me
for a variety of reasons
and i don't even know who to talk to about it.


welcome home.
someone cheer me up.

Friday, May 1, 2009

another 6 am post.

what's wrong with me?
i should be sleeping and resting up for my
weekend of debauchery (*sp) with jamie darrah
and bamboozle and new jersey!
but instead i'm watching the life aquatic.
i realize i don't know how to act on dates
but then i'm glad they've all been with alex
because he pairs my akwardness with his inappropriate-ness
and then we just look two peas in a pod
who happen to be matching.
my face feels like i got into a fist fight.
wednesday night i apparently decided to get shit faced
and turned into boomer from left for dead.
throwing up everywhere.
god i'm awesome.
alex said i was an amateur alcoholic.
i agree, i totally agree.