we have a black president

and i woke up this morning
with hardly any clothes on,
completely still drunk at 2pm,
having missed all my classes,
a pain in my arm from where someone bit me,
a missing debit card,
smeared mascara all over my face,
and loose change and alex's clothes scattered all over my car.
if this wasn't a normal occurence, i might be really really
shocked and upset.


i've decided no more shots on tuesdays.
i did ground control around 3
and texted all the appropriate parties
to apologize for my dramatics.
if i forgot someone ... oops.

but today's a new day.
we have a new president
and i can't even remember so and so's name anymore.




fuck bitches.
our president has a huge cock.



(p.s. HI AMBER. this was for you.)