best week ever. aprils fools.

so i'm pretty sure i'm the only person
who's computer actually caught that aprils fools day virus.
my laptop is in a coma right now
and nothing i've done can revive it.
pretty shitty.

my work has been very slow
and i couldn't tell you where all my $$
has been going.

lately i have been feeling like everyone who's
supposedly close to me
has been making fun of me in this
under-the-radar-i'm-smiling-so-you-cant-be-mad-
that-i'm-getting-the-entire-table-to-laugh-at-you-
but-we-are-friends-right?-so-i-don't-mean-it-(maybe-a-little)
but-i-only-want-you-to-be-there-when-i-need-you-
cos-sometimes-youre-smart-and-you-drive-when-i-want-to-
get-drunk

\YYEAH GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.