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i went a saw a romantic comedy last night
with gabby and nicole.
maybe you've heard of it,
my bloody valentine 3-d

best part:

boy says to girl he's having an affair with: but i didn't get you anything for valentines day.
girl says: oh but you have. (whispers) i'm pregnant.
enter looks of shock, disbelief, and horror.

what a way to scare a guy into possibly murdering you.


and the crowd bursts into laughter.
maybe not the crowd, just me.
how beautiful.